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9 Things Women Say

I found this on a website and thought that it was really interesting. I can't tell which point of view it's coming from, so I guess you can use your imagination. Happy reading!

#1 Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

#2 Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

#3 Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

#4 A Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No. 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

#5 That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#6 Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on No. 7).

#7 Whatever

Is a woman’s way of saying, “F*#% YOU!”

#8 Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.

#9 Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.

Women, how true are the meaning of these words...Men, do you agree?

t i f f a n y
MISS elleelleeye

4 comments:

  1. THICKNSEXICOCO said...:

    lmao!!!!!!!! omg i swear i have used EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE STATEMENTS..AND I MEANT THEM EXACTLY HOW THEY SAID I WOULD!! THIS IS TOO WEIRD BUT SOO TRUE..I GUESS THEY HAVE US FEMALES FIGURED OUT HUH? LOLZ..IM STILL LAUGHIN AT HOW TRUE IT IS..WOOOW..

    T3AZZA

  1. Greg-sterR* said...:

    damn
    i've experienced all of those sayings
    not a pretty sight lol

    women man.. cant live with em
    DEFINATELY can live w/o em
    .. in more ways than one lol

  1. Damn I think I heard all of these from ahemYOUahem! Good post

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