Frustrated because your girlfriend's insecurities gets in the way? Tired of that guy who just isn’t sensitive enough? Well we have the answer!
The Change em chip
This small chip is easy to install and with the free software you can create the perfect person. Placement of the chip is easy and sneaky, so the unsuspecting loser will never know about it and you can reap the harvest of your purchase.
The first 50 people to order can get this chip for half the retail price. YES only $9.98
Supplies are limited so ORDER NOW!
Supplies are limited so ORDER NOW!
this product may cause: hair growth on the feet, full body shrinkage, reincarnation, spontaneous combustion, male pregnancy, déjà vu and an inability to use spoons
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