ToP THIS: Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew

Ladies, here are some rules that guys wish we knew.
Sincerely, A guy,



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we're planning to dump you and get with them.

3. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

4. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong.

5. Get to the point.

6. Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don't talk to us while we're doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don't hear you "honestly), or we'll screw up what we're doing because you've distracted us.


7. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

8. It's not that we don't want to make you happy, it's just that sometimes, we don't know how.

9. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.

10. If you ask a question you don't really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn't want to hear.


11. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

12. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!

13. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

14. Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally.

15. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.

16. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar that you know we will check.


17. Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

18.Helpless is not cute.

19. Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

20. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Sounds about right? Feel free to add some more of your own


Deuces,
DANiE

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4 comments:

  1. Aliciia said...:

    LOVE THIS!!! I mean, I knew these rules lol but now i'm reassured about it.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    As much as i do love this i feel most of us girls know these rules n juss ignore them cuz we somehow wanna believe our man is different guess thats a laugh lol n some of these kinda are juss lazy excuses cuz guys find a way around some of these when its beneficial to them lol o wellllll

  1. I agree with both of you. We know the rules, but have our own set of rules that end up cancelling out their rules.

    Also, I think that some of these rules are centered around one "type" of guy; which then makes us believe that type is the majority.

  1. OhSoSmooth718 said...:

    lol smooth rules
    21. DO NOT CHALLENGE your boyfriends Manhood. Dats how you get "rihanna-ed"
    22. You will never Understand wat we speak about, so dont try.

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